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Jul 19th, 2010
Since HBO, Cinemax, ShowTime and TMC no longer show more than one current movie a day, I have invented a new game… I now watch what’s on for a few minutes then surf IMDB to see what ever happened to these people because God knows they were terrible actors back then and I’m paying these [...]
Jun 26th, 2010
For most of my life, I have had a few simple rules when it comes to going to bed. I must have a sheet and a blanket or comforter on me. Not just a sheet, not just a comforter, both. And never will I sleep without anything on top of me. I absolutely cannot sleep [...]
Jun 18th, 2010
The picture below has 2 identical dolphins in it. It was used in a case study on stress levels at St. Mary’s Hospital. Look at both dolphins jumping out of the water. The dolphins are identical. A closely monitored, scientific study revealed that, in spite of the fact that the dolphins are identical, a person [...]
May 2nd, 2010
Barack Obama was visiting a primary school and he visited one of the classes. They were in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asked the President if he would like to lead the discussion on the word ‘tragedy’. So our illustrious President asked the class for an [...]
Oct 14th, 2009
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Oct 13th, 2009
Bookmark this category The POSITIVE results of “Cash for Clunkers”: It has taken 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road. President Barack Obama reacts with laughter to comic actress Wanda Sykes who entertained the annual White House Correspondents’ Association dinner at the Hilton Hotel in Washington, Saturday, May 9, 2009. (AP Photo/J. Scott [...]
Aug 12th, 2009
NICKNAMES If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah. If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes. EATING OUT When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even [...]
Jun 26th, 2009
Tim Pawlenty waits for his flight just like the rest of us do.
Apr 29th, 2009
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